Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I intend to get homeless drunk
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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