Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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