just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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