Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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