nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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