she kept yelling 'call me bella'
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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