guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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