tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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