you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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