So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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