Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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