he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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