I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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