I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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