You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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