dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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