PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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