If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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