Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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