I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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