I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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