I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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