so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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