Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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