I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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