did you get engaged???
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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