So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
