No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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