I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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