ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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