So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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