Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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