stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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