Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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