Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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