So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i would punch a child for taco bell
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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