honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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