things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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