True but thats because hes a fetus.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?