I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
it hurts more in the daytime
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.