where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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