their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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