After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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