The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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