But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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