Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
