I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
it was like eating out sand paper
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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