I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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