isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
3 2 1 whiskey
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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