That's intense
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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