No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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