I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Randomize