dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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