I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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