Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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