honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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