drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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