Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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