i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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