She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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