Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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