so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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